Berikut adalah koleksi post2 saya di facebook tentang interaksi antara saya dan anak murid yg funny2 belaka, serta guru-guru yang tak kurang funnynya ketika di bilik guru/kantin. Nikmatilah kegilaan kami semua. : D.
1) student: cikgu, sains ape kluar?
me: saya tatau. saya tak tgk kertas lagi...
student: cikgu, saya kasi rasuah sikit, cikgu bawak kertas kasi saya. brape cikgu mau??
*_*
2) labelling a diagram of the urinary system:
me: ini ape? (pointing tu the ureter)
student: saya tau cikgu, straw.
me: *stares blankly at the student pretending to be angry, then bursts our laughing.*
moving on, me again: ini ape? (pointing to the bladder)
student: vengayum cikgu, tapi sudah terbalik. (vengayum is tamil for onion)
*faints*
3) me: apakah hormon yang dirembeskan oleh testis??
student: astro...
kill me now pls! D':
4) after thoroughly explaining difference between dicotyledon and monocotyledon plants...
me: muthu (not his real name), pokok padi enis yang mana satu?
muthu: kotiledon...
me: *goes berserk and strangels muthu to death!!... in my imagination* T_T
5) sedang mengajar dengan penuh emosi...
me: maka jangan dipersendawakan agama ini!
student pun gelak sipu2. haha. mengong la!
6) me: what are vertebrates?
student: Cikgu saya tau! sayur!
*_*
7) kisah2 kantin:
cikgu A : kite nak kena panggil orang lain nyanyila untuk event kite ni.
cikgu B : sape2 pun boleh kan? tak semesti kene selebriti kan?
cikgu C: bolehhh. cikgu B nak pun boleh!
cikgu A : eh janganlah, nanti hujan.
cikgu C: eh takpela, boleh habis cepat skit.
hahaha. lawak binti kelakar la cikgu2 nih!
8)playing quiz with my students... behold their answers:
a) Apakah sungai paling panjang di dunia?
answer: Sg Pinang
b) Apakah ibu kota Selangor?
answer: Kuala lumpur
c) Apakah ibu negara Japan?
answer: Nippon... probly because that's the only japanese sounding word they've heard.
d) Apakah ibu kota Sabah?
asnwer: Lahad Datu... probly because it's on the news quite often now
e) Apakah planet terdekat dengan matahari?
asnwer: mencuri... which of course means mercury, who wouldn't know that!
f) Apakah sel paling besar dalam badan manusia?
answer: lungs
g) Apakah gunung tertinggi di semenanjung Malaysia?
Broga... which is a little hill near where i live.... obviously it's
the tallest mountain in malaysia, it blots out the sun the whole morning
daily! T_T
dan byk lagi merepek2 yg lain. haha.
9) Cikgu A kepada staff kantin: mangkuk mane?
Cikgu B menyampuk: mangkuk takde, mangkuk hanyun banyak...
Lantas cikgu B & C gelak kuat2 bersame2.
sambung cikgu B lagi: eh you know, cikgu X, because she always calls
her students mangkuk hayun, she has so many mangkuk presents you know...
maybe we should call our students Gucci...
terus cikgu C menyampuk: tak pun Prada... at least dpt handbag cantik2.
sekali lagi kedua2 mereka gelak kuat2 bersama2.
Dan saya tersenyum sorang2 di meja lain thinking my heart, "gile2 jugak ye cikgu2 aku ni." hahaha.
10) labelling blood vessels on the whiteboard.
P: artery, Q: capillary, R: vein
student asks: Cikgu, kenape badan kite ade caterpillar??
*_* selamatkanlah!! T_T
11) "Ciri-ciri sepunya untuk membina konsep sebatian organik ialah daging seperti daging arnab, daging lembu dan daging kambing."
Clearly, my students have Wernicke's encephalopathy!
12) Cikgu byk mengalami stress, dan antara stress yg sometimes menggelikan hati ialah nonsense2 yg ditulis oleh plajar dalam buku:
Topik: vegetative reproduction with examples
1)Rhizome ---> what i wrote: ginger
what student copied: Ganges. ....pretty sure i was teaching science, not geography.
2) stem ---> what i wrote: tapioca
what student copied: tropicana *_*
3) bulb ---> what i wrote: onion
what student copied: Omen @_@ ... i know i'm strict, tapi tak lah sampai omen level.
4)root ---> what i wrote: grass
what student copied: Gurges.... agaknye new alien species that has just landed on earth kot.
5)sucker (which the student copied as 'sumber')---> what i wrote: banana tree
what student copied: banana two... *faints*
O God, give me the strength to face this insanity! D:
Semoga anda telah gelak kuat2 setelah membaca semua ini. Laughter is the best medicine katanya....
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